Good gravy it was a long day. L, Travis, Reinaldo, Jay, Mark, Tony, Boston4849 (forgot his name already), of course… Chris

I was lucky to lure L away from Crofton to lunch with me in my hood. We met at Whole Foods and bought waters and shrimp. Being classy, we found chairs (I found a chair, L redecorated the WF lounge until she found a chair that suited her) opened the box, scarfed right there.

We had great conversation about life, work, exercise, eating right, and dating (of course). She convinced me to get back on Bumble… so last night, I did. Nice!

We looked through the lineup of scheduled dates. Travis was supposed to be my date for this evening but L didn’t like his body and told me that I had to dump him. So, I did. He, like the others, didn’t take it laying down and sent a few funny replies. Being me, I screen captured them and sent them to “Heartless L who crushed his spirit like a big”. HA!

Following the shrimp cocktail, L and I romped around the city taking photos at Tiffany’s, Sax, a gorgeous furniture store, and by a really pretty tree. It was lunchtime, we ate so naturally a walk was called for to get some energy back. Window shopping never hurt anyone and I started my Christmas wish-list. Any guy wanting to impress me can contact L for ideas! 😀

This deletion of Travis created an opening so I contacted the wait list. I texted Reinaldo, the realtor, first since he has been sending sweet texts. He was getting his hair cut but asked if we could meet later. I put a pin in the idea and moved on to Jay, aka FWB, who begged to hook up. After a virtual slap we bantered about my night and I decided he could get in on my fun so I told him about the candidates. Up next was Mark – a senior partner at a law firm. He facetimed me but we ended up not meeting. He was too far away and I was getting hangry. Plus, Mark starts EVERY text with Good morning sexy (good evening, good afternoon) and I’m getting tired of the lack of lawyer creativity. Tony, a GM of a nice restaurant asked me out to several places but couldn’t get there until 8pm. WTF!? I will keep him on the list for another time.

Enter Boston4849. He was really cute and had a banging body… I mean banging. So much so that it deserved a share to L. She said she would date him for sure so I agreed. L, my personal detective, was dubious of the body shot and ran it through some photo website called tineye.com to see how many times it showed on the internet. Not to her surprise, the body shot was fake. I told him I knew it was fake, sent him the web address. He said the face and “dressed body” were all him and we should still meet. Um, no. Blocked. OF NOTE: he was really good looking. Not sure why the fake body shot. Well, he’s clearly lacking in some area.

Sooooooo – hungry, I went to Roti with Rosy. John called me (aparantly he has been feeling neglected and has opted to charge me for his time – lol), Rosy, and I talked on the walk but the elevator posed a challenge so I hung up on John. SHIT – I forgot to call him back! Got a really nice bowl but had poor service. I won’t be back. By the time I got back to Rosy’s, I had calls from all the guys. Oh shit, I forgot to list Rosy and John in my headline.

Chris, still believing that I don’t eat, asked for a photo of the food when he called. Ha!

I said goodnight to Chris, finished dinner, started and finished my Bumble, heard a ping. SHIT REINALDO!!! His haircut was done and he was ready to meet. HAHAHA! Oops. Rosy said I should go but I was now doing laundry. He was once again, shelved.